No Turkeys - But....
Early one November the turkey hunting party headed towards Meeke in Minnesota. Surprisingly, they could not find any turkeys. Never mind said, Jed, their leader we'll go back to the cabin, have breakfast then try again.
I'll skip breakfast and keep on looking said Tommy Lee who had come all the way from Texas especially for the shoot.
While the others had their breakfast they heard no end of gunshot. After they finished their bacon and eggs they headed in the general direction of the shooting. They were greeted by Tommy Lee, who said, 'bring a truck, I've got me 5 of them'.
'Do we really need a truck for 5 birds,' said Jed?
'Birds?' said Tommy Lee, 'I've got me 5 sheep, I wasn't going to come all this way from Texas and then go home empty handed'.
Editors Note: I hope everyone has a nice Thanksgiving. Please remember those doing without and please keep our first responders in your prayers.