By Howie Katz
Jing Jing feels grossly insulted by Trump calling that poisonous snake Omarosa a dog
My dog Jing Jing is a loving little creature. Everyone is her friend. That is up to now. She is growling angry at President Trump. The poor little dog feels grossly insulted by Trump calling Omarosa a dog.
Jing Jing wants me to tell the president that while Omarosa is a bitch, she is no dog. Dogs are loyal critters while Omarosa is a lowdown poisonous snake. Jing Jing feels that all other dogs are just as angry as she is and that Trump has lost the dog vote.
Jing Jing believes Trump hates dogs. Every president since FDR has had dogs, but Trump has none. And calling Omarosa a dog is a new low … against dogs. Calling Omarosa a dog is as offensive to dogs as the use of the N-word is to blacks.. Jing Jing wants me to tell Trump that the next time he insults dogs that way, she will bite him in his big fucking mouth.
God bless my little Jing Jing!
NOTE: I hope the Secret Service and the FBI don’t come after Jing Jing for threatening to bite the president.