By Trey Rusk
I don't pretend to know what makes people do certain abnormal things. Is shitting on the ground abnormal? In most cases, yes.
Defecating in public is not uncommon. I read several stories where joggers have shit in people's yards daily. There was a female jogger in Colorado who was the first to be called a serial pooper. How would you like to wear that moniker?
Researchers have found that some people do not like to poop in a restroom. I have a suspicion that when a person drops a deuce outside every day near the same location there may be a bigger problem.
A New Jersey Schools District Superintendent was recently arrested for pooping on or near the football field/track where he jogged on a daily basis. This guy made $150,000.00 a year. He also taught classes at Rutgers University. The coaches and students were tired of his shit. They set up surveillance cameras and caught him in the act.
They must have suspected the superintendent because he was not informed of any investigation.
Thomas Tramaglini, 42, was charged with lewdness, littering and defecating in public, police said Thursday. The Kenilworth schools superintendent was arrested after surveillance video caught him in the act on Holmdel High School’s football field.
He was nicknamed the Mystery Pooper during the investigation but once he was arrested the NJ.com called him the Pooper-intendent! He was placed on paid administrative leave.
I'll bet his wife and kids are proud.